Anonymous blog of a girl who has another blog but uses this blog to say the secret things she can't say there, about sex, about therapy, about manic depression. Franny is not her real name. And she's not sure why she's referring to herself in the third person. Probably part of the anonymity thing. Oh, and if you're under 18, get out.
tony posted a honest bloggers-only quiz that i'm not going to take because politics isn't my thing but
kitty bukkake created a honest bloggers-only quiz Kitty Bukkake addendum that is more my speed, although it may not be fair to answer it from an anonymous blog:
1. Do you try to look hot when you go to the grocery store just in case someone recognizes you from your blog? that hadn't occurred to me but i always try to look hot at the grocery store
2. Are the photos you post Photoshopped or otherwise altered? i don't post photos
3. Do you like it when creeps or dorks email you? yes they make me look super-sane in comparison
4. Do you lie in your blog? no, that's the point of an anonymous blog
5. Are you passive-aggressive in your blog? probably
6. Do you ever threaten to quit writing so people will tell you not to stop? no i just stopped without the threats
7. Are you in therapy? If not, should you be? If so, is it helping? Yes and yes
8. Do you delete mean comments? Do you fake nice ones? once and no but i caught someone doing that once
9. Have you ever rubbed one out while reading a blog? How about after? Yes and yes
10. If your readers knew you in person, would they like you more or like you less? much much more
11. Do you have a job? Yes
12. If someone offered you a decent salary to blog full-time without restrictions, would you do it? Yes
13. Which blogger do you want to meet in real life?
Hugh so i can fuck his brains out
14. How many bloggers have you made out with? 0 oh wait--1, but he wasn't a blogger when i made out with him
15. Do you usually act like you have more money or less money than you really have? probably less...i don't know...it never occurred to me to try one or the other
16. Does your family read your blog? i sure hope not
17. How old is your blog? 6 months
18. Do you get more than 1000 pageviews per day? Do you care? no and no
19. Do you have another secret blog in which you write about being depressed, slutty, or a liar? you're lookin' at it
20. Have you ever given another blogger money for his/her writing? no
21. Do you report the money you earn from your blog on your taxes? n/a
22. Is blogging narcissistic? Yes
23. Do you feel guilty when you don't post for a long time? Yes
24. Do you like John Mayer? i don't know who that is
25. Do you have enemies? YES AND I WILL CRUSH THEM
26. Are you lonely? Yes
27. Why bother? ... with what?